Bing defines a veggie burger as a hamburger-style patty that contains no animal flesh. And that’s it. So if you want to make your own, one must only adhere to that rudimentry principal. Aside from that take all of the liberties and run fucking wild. No one can call you on your shit. Faux BurgersContinue reading “Veggie Burgers:Russian Roulette Where Every Chamber IS Loaded”
Monthly Archives: March 2014
My Red Carpet Date With Perez Hilton At SXSW
(Me and Perez, guess which one of us has a million dollars in their bank account but doesn’t buy shirts.) “During all of SXSW, you couldn’t stumble downtown ten feet in any direction before hitting a venue that had swore their bar’s showcase featured the future of music and SXSW. Perez Hilton assured me inContinue reading “My Red Carpet Date With Perez Hilton At SXSW”
Wearable Technology At SXSW
AUSTIN, TX–SXSW is ground zero for techies and fest loving fashionistas. The two ilks have co-mingled and have birthed a hybrid baby. Wearable Technology like Google Glass, or watch calculators are sooo 55 minutes from now. Here’s a few prototypes that may hit the runways IRL in Milan or on the cyber-bohemian streets of the #ATX: American Apparel’sContinue reading “Wearable Technology At SXSW”
SXSW: Snoop Dogg Light’s Up Emo’s
“The venues ceilings vaulted sky high, but some on the ground floor may have been a bit higher. After all, marijuana is the party favor that the evenings headliner is a famous fan of. Credit goes out to the security staff who confiscated more joints and drug paraphernalia, than a Laredo Border Control task force.”Continue reading “SXSW: Snoop Dogg Light’s Up Emo’s”
Hall & Oates Hit All The Right Notes @ ACL Live
“First to strut past the busy stage was the pocket-sized John Oates dressed in all black complete with his signature curls and recognizable facial hair. Then it was Daryl Hall’s turn to pierce through the fog of applause. Hall, stood as tall as an alpine slope, with snow-dusted blonde hair, and a jarringly cool motorcycleContinue reading “Hall & Oates Hit All The Right Notes @ ACL Live”
My First Last Ditch Effort
In some junior high class–which had nary a thing to do with the Three R’s, during a grade where pre-teen boys wore basketball shorts during all of the temperatures–we hand-made dreamcatchers. My school wasn’t on a reservation, nor was it an artsy institution, it was just in a dull “let’s raise future adults who hide theirContinue reading “My First Last Ditch Effort”